Bob Cramer's Blog

Normally, I walk up the stairs to my fifth floor office in my six-story building. Yesterday, they were painting the stairwell so I took the elevator. I got on with three other people which is crowded for our facility. Buttons for floors four, five and six were immediately pressed. We then proceeded to stop on two for another passenger, and then again on three, where the woman who maintains the building got on with six rolls of toilet paper in her hands. As the door closed, I announced that we were all set in case the elevator got stuck. People cracked up and were grossed out in the same instance.